Jarbage
She was talking on her iphone as I approached her to take her drink order, spewing nonsensical jarbage into the phones receiver. "I tweeted him and he just sent me a text back! that fucker!
Jarbage by spectralux November 15, 2009
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Jabbage
1. A series of jabs/straight punches ready-to-serve for an opponent or foe.
2. Alternate diet a fagmaster serves his hoes if they don't like their cock and hay.
3. a flurry of jabs/straight punches delivered to the mouth of an opponent.
4. The currency of the streets.
2. Alternate diet a fagmaster serves his hoes if they don't like their cock and hay.
3. a flurry of jabs/straight punches delivered to the mouth of an opponent.
4. The currency of the streets.
"Its hard to talk with a mouthful of jabbage"
"Jabbage can cause cavities, gingivitus, and a premature visit to the dentist"
"Jabbage can cause cavities, gingivitus, and a premature visit to the dentist"
Jabbage by Fender Case October 13, 2004
Jabbage
Jabbage by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
jarbaled
'a unique version of jarbled, with the same meaning - however, when used it will add to the jarbled-ness of the conversation. Therefore do not attempt to use the word jarbaled while attempting to understand what is being said.
bob: did yo kniw hat i ent fi9shgnia last daywednes!
jon: what the fuck...JABARLED
bob: oo..i went fishing last wednesday
OR
the definition to the word jarbaled ...is jarbaled as all hell
jon: what the fuck...JABARLED
bob: oo..i went fishing last wednesday
OR
the definition to the word jarbaled ...is jarbaled as all hell
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