spectralux's definitions

swormy

No manners, no pleasantries amongst these bar customers, raising monsters in the midst of upper echelon upper white middle class neighborhoods, albeit in cities or suburbs. They use their kids, their and their 1950's proletariat haircuts as scapegoats for their hidden alcoholism.

The bar at Destin Florida was swarming with swormy men wearing quicksilver flips flops abercrombie shorts, oakley sunglasses with their pints of amber coloured 'beer specials of the day' alongside their wives who remained kempt and tidy in their submission.

by spectralux April 3, 2010

Jarbage

It's observed annoying techno savvy slang...

She was talking on her iphone as I approached her to take her drink order, spewing nonsensical jarbage into the phones receiver. "I tweeted him and he just sent me a text back! that fucker!

by spectralux November 15, 2009

vapid mule

vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule

this vapid mule stole my strange asymmetrical haircut right from under my powdery nose!

by spectralux November 17, 2009

fuppet

A person adept at playing life's little games to get what they want. Definately NOT using any sociological imagination.

"That lawyer dresses so sharp, wow, but he's a fuppet"

by spectralux November 17, 2009

moist gumption

a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...

He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...

by spectralux November 22, 2009

grizzled veteran

Rough looking gentleman with leathery, weathered skin who has truly "lived life" albeit as a bard, pilot or sailor

Mr. Burroughs shook my hand as much a grizzled veteran of literature as his palid skin would indicate

by spectralux November 22, 2009

vim vam

An energetic, robust child...who won't shut up

these kids are VIM VAM!

by spectralux November 23, 2009