spectralux's definitions

vapid mule

vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule

this vapid mule stole my strange asymmetrical haircut right from under my powdery nose!

by spectralux November 17, 2009

moist gumption

a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...

He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...

by spectralux November 22, 2009

shallic

tiny phallic symbol...one that is obviously representing a small erection

the seattle space needle certainly is not shallic in its delivery

by spectralux November 23, 2009

Candy Licker

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

by spectralux November 25, 2009

swormy

No manners, no pleasantries amongst these bar customers, raising monsters in the midst of upper echelon upper white middle class neighborhoods, albeit in cities or suburbs. They use their kids, their and their 1950's proletariat haircuts as scapegoats for their hidden alcoholism.

The bar at Destin Florida was swarming with swormy men wearing quicksilver flips flops abercrombie shorts, oakley sunglasses with their pints of amber coloured 'beer specials of the day' alongside their wives who remained kempt and tidy in their submission.

by spectralux April 3, 2010

fuppet

A person adept at playing life's little games to get what they want. Definately NOT using any sociological imagination.

"That lawyer dresses so sharp, wow, but he's a fuppet"

by spectralux November 17, 2009

angle deceptions

Angle deceptions are misleading photos taken by oneself disguising any flaws or imperfections, generally used for a profile picture. They improve your 'situation'.

This girl I met appeared really tall online but in person i realized it was merely the angle deceptions

by spectralux July 22, 2011