Candy Licker

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

by spectralux November 25, 2009

moist gumption

a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...

He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...

by spectralux November 22, 2009

vapid mule

vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule

this vapid mule stole my strange asymmetrical haircut right from under my powdery nose!

by spectralux November 17, 2009

vim vam

An energetic, robust child...who won't shut up

these kids are VIM VAM!

by spectralux November 23, 2009

angle deceptions

Angle deceptions are misleading photos taken by oneself disguising any flaws or imperfections, generally used for a profile picture. They improve your 'situation'.

This girl I met appeared really tall online but in person i realized it was merely the angle deceptions

by spectralux July 22, 2011

shallic

tiny phallic symbol...one that is obviously representing a small erection

the seattle space needle certainly is not shallic in its delivery

by spectralux November 23, 2009

sweaterteeth

It's when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters...

I woke up and had sweaterteeth on!

by spectralux December 13, 2009