Definitions by spectralux
angle deceptions
Angle deceptions are misleading photos taken by oneself disguising any flaws or imperfections, generally used for a profile picture. They improve your 'situation'.
This girl I met appeared really tall online but in person i realized it was merely the angle deceptions
angle deceptions by spectralux July 22, 2011
swormy
No manners, no pleasantries amongst these bar customers, raising monsters in the midst of upper echelon upper white middle class neighborhoods, albeit in cities or suburbs. They use their kids, their and their 1950's proletariat haircuts as scapegoats for their hidden alcoholism.
The bar at Destin Florida was swarming with swormy men wearing quicksilver flips flops abercrombie shorts, oakley sunglasses with their pints of amber coloured 'beer specials of the day' alongside their wives who remained kempt and tidy in their submission.
swormy by spectralux April 3, 2010
sweaterteeth
It's when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters...
sweaterteeth by spectralux December 13, 2009
Candy Licker
Candy Licker by spectralux November 25, 2009
vim vam
vim vam by spectralux November 23, 2009
shallic
shallic by spectralux November 23, 2009
moist gumption
a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...
moist gumption by spectralux November 22, 2009