She was talking on her iphone as I approached her to take her drink order, spewing nonsensical jarbage into the phones receiver. "I tweeted him and he just sent me a text back! that fucker!
'a unique version of jarbled, with the same meaning - however, when used it will add to the jarbled-ness of the conversation. Therefore do not attempt to use the word jarbaled while attempting to understand what is being said.
bob: did yo kniw hat i ent fi9shgnia last daywednes!
jon: what the fuck...JABARLED
bob: oo..i went fishing last wednesday
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the definition to the word jarbaled ...is jarbaled as all hell
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.