Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Waflicate

Figuring out how many types of waffle and fruit or ice cream combinations you can order at I-Hop.

I waflicated that I could have 2,000 combinations of waffles and fruit, 3,700 combinations of waffles and various flavors of ice cream, and 111,514 combinations of waffles with both fruit AND ice cream.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Jelly Belly

Patch of skin that exposes the belly button - between the top of a girl's hip-hugger pants and a skimpy T-shirt.

Some people should'nt expose their JellyBelly - she's way too fat!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da cheese

What a baby says when learning how to ask for a piece of mozzerella.

"...da cheese! ...da cheese! I...wa..daaa...cheese!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Skin Show

The area on a gal between a skimpy T-shirt and the top of a pair of hip-hugger pants.

That's quite a skin show she's putting on.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 01, 2005

gabillion

The amount of frivolous government spending of my hard-earned tax dollars.

Congress passed a gabillion dollar budget for 2005.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005