Not-gonna-tellya's definitions

gabillion

The amount of frivolous government spending of my hard-earned tax dollars.

Congress passed a gabillion dollar budget for 2005.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

banana teaser

The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).

Her banana teaser is spectacular.

However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

middlesexy

The skin circumference about the waist of a young lady wearing a skimpy T-shirt and a pair of hip-hugger pants.

She's exposing her middlesexy in that outfit.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 24, 2005

gaen fora reen

Going somewhere in a 2-door sedan for a reen.

"I'm bored. I'm gaen fora reen to pick up some macaroni, lima beans, carbon paper, and W-D 40 motor oil."

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Amayzin'

Any occurance that has an amazing outcome.

It's amazin' that my Granny rolled her 2-ton pickup on the Interstate and emerged with her bottle of Jack Daniels intact!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

yaappling

Talking incoherently while masticating an apple.

"I was, ummm, mm dlf cnsdnds,.,dms,ds, and then I, ummm, fllieoijln dmsuf, and akddfs, mmm."

"Take that apple out of your mouth! All I can hear is you yaapling!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da cheese

What a baby says when learning how to ask for a piece of mozzerella.

"...da cheese! ...da cheese! I...wa..daaa...cheese!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005