38 definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.
When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005
A salad made from shredded cabbage and Jicama.
Mother served Jabbage along with our knackwurst and sauerkraut.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Rare skin disease found in third-world countries,caused by eating unwashed sand. Symptoms are blurred vision, heart palpitations, and rectal itching.
"Dr. Watson, I presume you know that this is one nasty case of Xaverious!"
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).
Her banana teaser is spectacular.

However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005