38 definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

Cabbage

Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.

When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

banana hammock

A man's speedo swimsuit.

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

faaip de oaid

What a person yells out when smashing a finger with a hammer.

"Faaip de oaid! Dammit, anyhow!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Jabbage

A salad made from shredded cabbage and Jicama.

Mother served Jabbage along with our knackwurst and sauerkraut.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Xaverious

Rare skin disease found in third-world countries,caused by eating unwashed sand. Symptoms are blurred vision, heart palpitations, and rectal itching.

"Dr. Watson, I presume you know that this is one nasty case of Xaverious!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

mac and cheese afro

Unruly blonde pubic hair.

I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

banana teaser

The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).

Her banana teaser is spectacular.

However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005