Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Waflicate

Figuring out how many types of waffle and fruit or ice cream combinations you can order at I-Hop.

I waflicated that I could have 2,000 combinations of waffles and fruit, 3,700 combinations of waffles and various flavors of ice cream, and 111,514 combinations of waffles with both fruit AND ice cream.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da cheese

What a baby says when learning how to ask for a piece of mozzerella.

"...da cheese! ...da cheese! I...wa..daaa...cheese!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

pachuco

Spanglish for the word you say when sneezing.

Wait, man! I gotta sneeze. Ah..ah..ah..pa...CHU..co!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Jelly Belly

Patch of skin that exposes the belly button - between the top of a girl's hip-hugger pants and a skimpy T-shirt.

Some people should'nt expose their JellyBelly - she's way too fat!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Amayzin'

Any occurance that has an amazing outcome.

It's amazin' that my Granny rolled her 2-ton pickup on the Interstate and emerged with her bottle of Jack Daniels intact!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

la la land

Enjoying a state of euphoria or nirvana. Also known as TGTN.

Thank God there's Nordstroms.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005