Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.
I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?
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The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.
Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.
White guy acting and speaking like an Afro-American.
Let's go see that Afro-Saxon Eminem perform tonight.
Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.
(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.
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Lush, unruly, kinky pubic hair.
That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.
The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).
Her banana teaser is spectacular.
However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.
Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.
