Not-gonna-tellya's definitions

banana hammock

A man's speedo swimsuit.

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.

by Not-gonna-tellya January 12, 2007

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.

Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005

Amber Fry" or "Amber Fried

To take revenge on or betray a lying, cheating,weasely ex-lover (as in Scott Peterson and Amber Frey).

If my girlfriend finds out I'm married, she's going to "Amber Fry" me and tell my wife.

That cheating guy is going to get "Amber Fried" by his ex-girlfriend if he isn't careful. She's going to tell the authorities that he is a drug dealer or something.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 8, 2005

architorture

The act of viewing a real ugly building.

It's architorture to look at the slums this way.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

banana teaser

The skin that shows between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and the top of her low-rider pants.

It seems that most of the teenaged girls today say "like" and wear banana teasers.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005