JRobs
A cuck.
JRobs by M16a2smith June 11, 2018
Words you can keep
Steve Jobs-ing it
"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced [Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017
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steve jobs-ing
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017
who the hell is steve jobs
man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
who the hell is steve jobs by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
you get that on the big jobs
random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.
random2: you get that on the big jobs
random2: you get that on the big jobs
you get that on the big jobs by Random3 December 23, 2009
Garden Jobs
A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.
Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
Garden Jobs by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
everlasting jobstopper
everlasting jobstopper by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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