JRobs 

A cuck.

Bro, you just got hit with the JRobs, you're wife is pregnant.

JRobs by M16a2smith June 11, 2018

Steve Jobs-ing it 

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.

Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and [will one day as Uber CEO again.

Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017

steve jobs-ing 

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.

Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.

steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017

who the hell is steve jobs 

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

who the hell is steve jobs by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

you get that on the big jobs by Random3 December 23, 2009

Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

Garden Jobs by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.

This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

everlasting jobstopper by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008