JRobs
A cuck.
JRobs by M16a2smith June 11, 2018
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Steve Jobs-ing it
"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO [Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017
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steve jobs-ing
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017
who the hell is steve jobs
man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?
Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
who the hell is steve jobs by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
you get that on the big jobs
random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.
random2: you get that on the big jobs
random2: you get that on the big jobs
you get that on the big jobs by Random3 December 23, 2009
Garden Jobs
A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.
Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
Garden Jobs by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
everlasting jobstopper
everlasting jobstopper by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008
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