jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.

Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.

by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009

jobstacle

An obstacle that interferes with procuring employment.

Henry's neck tattoo is proving to be a major jobstacle.

by Joshtown November 20, 2009

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..

Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Obstacle Course-it

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.

person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

by RustyPixie8808 May 21, 2008

Nobstacle

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way

Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.

by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

obstacle illusion

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.

Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010

Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012