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JRD is an acronym for “Joyless Retard Dumbass” and is one of the most horrible people you will ever meet.
Oh look JRD is coming over, better get my cyanide pill ready!
JRD by PoopieDookieDan May 18, 2024
You could use it for a username on a platform if every combination of Jordy was already took. For example, ItsJrdy instead of ItsJordy.
Jrdy by JordyOnYT December 16, 2020

JRDS (Junior Dog Shit) 

A term used in the junior exploration /resource sector. Specifically referring to a deal that is publically traded. Most commonly referred to TSX Venture listed deals.

First coined by an Investor Relations representaive (Vancouver, BC based) to describe his thoughts on the majority of Venture listed deals durring the markets meltdown in 2008.

"That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"
Describing a stock listed on the Venture Exchange: " That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"
JRDS (Junior Dog Shit) by BudFoxx December 28, 2011
A term used to describe a state of pure drunkenness and total lack of self respect. Also a common word used to describe the prejudice felt when everyone is 'against you'.
"How was last night"

"I can't remember, I got completely JR'd"

"Everyone is against you, you must be JR'd"
JR'd by Taylor Lartner October 16, 2011

Falwell Jr’d 

The act of watching something satisfying but getting screwed in the end
You thought you were having an innocent threesome/encounter, but instead you got Falwell Jr’d
Falwell Jr’d by Jendave August 27, 2020
A total beast in the game known as Call of Duty
Omg JRDN clutched another one
JRDN by Cjrtnt December 25, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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