"How was last night"

"I can't remember, I got completely JR'd"

"Everyone is against you, you must be JR'd"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

"Are you able to pack weed inside a rolling paper?"
"No sir."
"Can you roll it all around and lick it?"
"I attempt to, sir."
"Neatly?"
"No, sir. Sometimes I get my hair in it and my approach of rolling is like putting on a bottle cap."
"Last question, what gender are you?
"Male."
"There is no easy way to say this, but you have JRDS"
"oh GOD how am I going to tell my mother"