jesus! 

An exclamation, always for a nosy person, that is used before talking that one, about the event or events he has seen, expressing his there to be or not astonishment.

-Jesus! I was seeing that man in opposite apartment again opening the refrigerator's door to drink another bottle.
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!

jesus! by man!? May 6, 2017

Jesus! 

An explanation usually said very fast and loud at a scary part in a movie.

In The Dark Knight, when the dead fake Batman hits the glass
JESUS!

Jesus! by behereyes December 18, 2008

Jesus 

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

Jesus by Shard February 28, 2005

Jesús 

The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.

Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?

Yea he seems really nice and quite hot

Jesús by Jake Paul superfan December 25, 2017

Jesus 

Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.

Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??

Jesus by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017

Jesus 

The immortal zombie carpenter who, if you ask him nicely through his telepathic powers, will grant your wishes. He is one third of an almighty being who was sent to earth to be killed mercilessly so that said almighty being could forgive us for something he made us do, something which, being almighty, shouldn't have been quite so troublesome in the first place. In addition to asking politely, some believe it is necessary to indulge in cannibalism, eating Jesus' flesh, to be forgiven and go to heaven. Physically, Jesus may have looked similar to Jim Morrison, although many would contend he was in fact black.

Friend: I'm going to go eat some of Jesus and ask him and his father not to send me to eternal damnation for something my great great great etc. grandparents did.

Me: Have fun at Mass!

Jesus by LordofAllPrepositionalPhrases December 15, 2008

Jesus 

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

Jesus:be nice to others.

Jesus by Jonjo January 15, 2005