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jbomb3d
The state of being extremely drunk, to the point of nonfunctionnality. So drunk, that you update your twitter on a regular basis, sex-related and alchool related posts with horrendus spelling.
Such as: stella artois is supah tastay. Yo - dis gurl is probably gunna funnel dat shit later. PS. I have a ton of other qualities u guys wud luv....
Such as: stella artois is supah tastay. Yo - dis gurl is probably gunna funnel dat shit later. PS. I have a ton of other qualities u guys wud luv....
jbomb3d by artylovahhhh. October 25, 2010
JBMod
JBMod Player: Yes, I play JBMod *Lifts 100 ton dumbell* How could you tell?
Gm*d Player: Because you never have sex!!!1111!!11
JBMod Player: Can't, too busy playing JBMod. *has hyper sex*
Gm*d Player: Because you never have sex!!!1111!!11
JBMod Player: Can't, too busy playing JBMod. *has hyper sex*
JBMod by Mingebag 2.0 November 25, 2022
JBOD
In computing, a redundant array of independent disks (more commonly known as a RAID) is a system of using multiple hard drives for sharing or replicating data among the drives. Depending on the version chosen the benefit of RAID is a one or more of increased data integrity, fault-tolerance, performance or capacity compared to single drives.
JBOD ("just a bunch of disks," or "just a bunch of drives") is a derogatory term - the official term is "spanning" - used to refer to a computer's hard disks plugged into a controller card that haven't been configured according to the RAID (for "redundant array of independent disks") system to increase fault tolerance and improve data access performance.
Most disk controllers don't have any RAID functionality built into them. In these cases, the Operating System sees the disk drives connected to the controller as Just a Bunch Of hard Drives. In addition, many RAID controllers default to a JBOD configuration before being configured for RAID.
JBOD ("just a bunch of disks," or "just a bunch of drives") is a derogatory term - the official term is "spanning" - used to refer to a computer's hard disks plugged into a controller card that haven't been configured according to the RAID (for "redundant array of independent disks") system to increase fault tolerance and improve data access performance.
Most disk controllers don't have any RAID functionality built into them. In these cases, the Operating System sees the disk drives connected to the controller as Just a Bunch Of hard Drives. In addition, many RAID controllers default to a JBOD configuration before being configured for RAID.
Johnny: I don't know much about raid, but I wanna add more hard drives to my PC to store all my Geighmahnpr0n, Game *Demos*, Keyboard Drivers, and Credit Card #'s on.
Tim: Hey johnny you can buy a controller card, and set it up as a JBOD array.
Johnny: Wow... I have no idea what you just said, but if you set it up for me I'll let you watch my mom in the shower through a hole in the wall...
Tim: Hey johnny you can buy a controller card, and set it up as a JBOD array.
Johnny: Wow... I have no idea what you just said, but if you set it up for me I'll let you watch my mom in the shower through a hole in the wall...
JBOD by Anarchy_Creator December 23, 2005
Jbomb
Jbombing is the end result of a fun game where many men masturbate together, and the first one to ejaculate gets the lucky choice of choosing whose face he wants to shoot his load on.
Jbomb by FloridaThunder April 7, 2021
JBMD
Famous fr legends utuber
Owner of msc (present time)
Loved by everyone
Haters say he steals liveries but they got fact checked but still continues to hate
Sometimes a sussy baka
Owner of msc (present time)
Loved by everyone
Haters say he steals liveries but they got fact checked but still continues to hate
Sometimes a sussy baka
JBMD by agentp3016t September 16, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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