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a sorry little bitch who's parents don't love him. he is commonly known to be entrenched in the closet. He likes to be an open misogynistic beta male.
jesus christ its jaxonkeeton
JAXONK by uhhhgg September 4, 2021
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A huge coward who cries to his mummy when women don't love him.
Wow, I don't love him and he snitched on me... That Jaxon C..
Jaxon C by XV7 September 13, 2019
Funny,awesome,lovable,caring,sweet,goofy person. His smile can light up a room. He's a person that will always be there for you when you need him the most. He has an amazing personality. If you meet one you will want to play a big role in his life. A boy who is loved by everyone that he talks too. A free spirited boy/man. He will most likely be the person that every girl wants to date, or the boy that every man wants to be.
Jaxon - a person everybody wants to be around
Jaxon by No nameeeeeeeee June 17, 2016

jaxon is gay 

Holy Cow! Jaxon Is Gay!
jaxon is gay by JaxonIsGay May 10, 2019
Man Jaxon he is so handsome
Jaxon by AmericaFuckYea May 2, 2018
Jaxon is a man who surpasses the Gods & drowns in pussy
That man is a Jaxon
Jaxon by Pussy Philosopher November 3, 2021
A very amazing man. Has great hair, awesome friends, and a cool personality. Is a person that you should hang out with more often
That's my boy jaxon.
Jaxon by Harambe 2 December 23, 2016
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endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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