Jasonking

Not a man, but an adjective. Refers to the rank below Jester during medieval times, the lowest class in historical society, as in less than a fool. A jasonking is so low in society it was believed by many that any woman who was unlucky enough to encounter a jasonking, their sexual hormones would decrease so rapidly that their vaginas literally would turn to sand.

Girl, you better stay away from that jasonking unless you never want to orgasm again!!!

Jasonking by Onnamarie July 7, 2022

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jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011