Jasonking

Not a man, but an adjective. Refers to the rank below Jester during medieval times, the lowest class in historical society, as in less than a fool. A jasonking is so low in society it was believed by many that any woman who was unlucky enough to encounter a jasonking, their sexual hormones would decrease so rapidly that their vaginas literally would turn to sand.

Girl, you better stay away from that jasonking unless you never want to orgasm again!!!

by Onnamarie July 7, 2022

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Janking

The Southern (GA) word meaning insult or just talkin about somebody.

Yo lame ass wanna fight when I jank on you.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

Janking

an activity involving the degrading things or people

Janking people's mamas is not a good idea.

by Netti Byrd January 25, 2003

Janking

The same as roasting or ripping on someone.

Red and Jay started janking on Ellie for wearing tacky bell bottom pants with a fly collar shirt.

by Mackendeez May 21, 2017

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021