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JMFC

One of the baddest mother fuckers you will ever meet, niggas wanna be him, haters can’t see him, every trap rap song was written for him.
Dude1–Did you see that dude get thrown out the club last night for throwing too much money on the strippers?

Dude2–What a JMFC!
by Slamberjay August 4, 2018
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JMFC

An internet acronym for the expletive phrase "Jesus Mother-Fucking Christ!"

A coarser version of JFC.
"I crashed my car today."
"Oh no! You alright?"
"I'm fine, but I crashed into a group of pedestrians. I think one of them was killed."
"JFC!"
"Yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. Doubt she would've survived that.."
"JMFC!"
by NerdPerfect December 19, 2008
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jmfc

abb. for Jesus Mother 'Freaking' Christ. Used to fight the overusage of omg.
by Angelarm_Katie December 23, 2005
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The Official JMFC

Jesse Motherfuckin Craig
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The Official JMFC is the only JMFC that matters
by Tomothy🎄™ December 22, 2020
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jmfcst

A sort of religious crazy. Commonly found in Texas, and a major faction of the Republican Party. A jmfcst will, oddly enough, be strongly attracted to black girls, regardless of age, figure, or personality.
Example 1: "Hey, look at the jmfcst over there, preaching on the corner!"

Example 2: "Damn, I hope no black girls show up. That jmfcst may go wild."
by Prometheus-Willkie November 8, 2012
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JMFCIAS

Abbreviation slang for “Jesus Motherf***ing Christ In A Sidecar”. Used as an interjection to express extreme surprise, irritation or disgust.
A: I don’t see why everybody keeps going on about all the race stuff - didn’t they fix all that back in the 60s?

B: JMFCIAS. Did you eat paint chips as a child?
by NashvilleMac September 29, 2022
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