by sycadelic225 August 21, 2010
by M. Wolly March 23, 2021
1. JFC. My boss just told me I have to stay 2 hours late and close tonight!
2. JFC, when I said I'm in the closet, I meant literally.
2. JFC, when I said I'm in the closet, I meant literally.
by sam118 October 04, 2013
by kacchan August 13, 2015
by aRandomWookie August 22, 2011
Kelsey: "Shes such a slut"
Aimee: "I know, pull up your pants, whore, no one wants to see your thong."
Kelsey: "No kidding, JFC!"
Aimee: "I know, pull up your pants, whore, no one wants to see your thong."
Kelsey: "No kidding, JFC!"
by ihatecjd December 29, 2009
J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".
Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
by jabron December 24, 2007
Apr 13 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose