JFC

"Jesus Fucking Christ"

Used when extremely aggravated, confused, excited, or all of the above.

jfc i didn't know the essay had to be 6 pages?!

by sycadelic225 August 22, 2010

1. JFC. My boss just told me I have to stay 2 hours late and close tonight!
2. JFC, when I said I'm in the closet, I meant literally.

by sam118 October 04, 2013

by aRandomWookie August 25, 2011

Kelsey: "Shes such a slut"
Aimee: "I know, pull up your pants, whore, no one wants to see your thong."
Kelsey: "No kidding, JFC!"

by ihatecjd December 30, 2009

Your girlfriend is on RateThisWhore.com again.
JFC, are you serious?

by ijyoung April 20, 2010

Endo: Dude, Becca fucked another guy today!
Brad: JFC!

by Brad April 23, 2003

Jet Fried Chicken

Which can leave you with severe bowel problems.

Boy 1: Man, I don't feel so good I think I need the toilet!
Goes to toilet
Boy 2: Dude did you eat JFC last night!?
Boy 1: Yeah sorry.