by sycadelic225 August 21, 2010
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1. JFC. My boss just told me I have to stay 2 hours late and close tonight!
2. JFC, when I said I'm in the closet, I meant literally.
2. JFC, when I said I'm in the closet, I meant literally.
by sam118 October 04, 2013
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by kacchan September 19, 2015
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by aRandomWookie August 22, 2011
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Kelsey: "Shes such a slut"
Aimee: "I know, pull up your pants, whore, no one wants to see your thong."
Kelsey: "No kidding, JFC!"
Aimee: "I know, pull up your pants, whore, no one wants to see your thong."
Kelsey: "No kidding, JFC!"
by ihatecjd December 29, 2009
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J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".
Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
by jabron December 24, 2007
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by ijyoung April 20, 2010
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