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Time to smoke a spliff. (A phrase made popular by the Wiltshire-based band Layabout)
J-Time by Big Bad Maureen May 7, 2007
Related Words
Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."
J-Time by Dr. Patrick Bateman December 11, 2008

J.O.times Day 

feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick
"I took wifey to a resort for v-times day"wht are u going to do for J.O.times day? " something cheap but nice "movie, drinks, telly"
J.O.times Day by BigDre32 February 14, 2009

The Hard Times of R.J. Berger 

A pretty good show. It revolves around a quirky highschool kid named R.J. Berger. He loves a hot blonde(Jenny), but a jerkface jock named Max stands in his way. His fat friend who is obsessed with- oh, just go on wikipedia or something.
TV- THE HARD TIMES OF R.J. BERGER

ME- Yes! :D

(TV)

RJ- *Jerking off*

Me- Best show ever.
Mad lyrical emcee from Yorkshire England,
Gazza: jtimes cumin out tonight

Callum: Yes Hopefully He'll spit a mad lyrical rhyme!
Jtime by The legend of Yorkshire November 26, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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