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Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."
J-Time by Dr. Patrick Bateman December 11, 2008
Related Words
1. Time to go ham
2. Time to juul in the bathroom
Kid: Its j time
Other kid: Lemme hit just one I swear Lemme hit your juul just one hit
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Guy: Dissin my girl? It's j time.
J Time by LiberalDestroyer007 January 5, 2019

J.O.times Day 

feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick
"I took wifey to a resort for v-times day"wht are u going to do for J.O.times day? " something cheap but nice "movie, drinks, telly"
J.O.times Day by BigDre32 February 14, 2009

The Hard Times of R.J. Berger 

A pretty good show. It revolves around a quirky highschool kid named R.J. Berger. He loves a hot blonde(Jenny), but a jerkface jock named Max stands in his way. His fat friend who is obsessed with- oh, just go on wikipedia or something.
TV- THE HARD TIMES OF R.J. BERGER

ME- Yes! :D

(TV)

RJ- *Jerking off*

Me- Best show ever.
Mad lyrical emcee from Yorkshire England,
Gazza: jtimes cumin out tonight

Callum: Yes Hopefully He'll spit a mad lyrical rhyme!
Jtime by The legend of Yorkshire November 26, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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