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Time to smoke a spliff. (A phrase made popular by the Wiltshire-based band Layabout)
"What time is it?"
"It's J-Time!"
J-Time by Big Bad Maureen May 7, 2007
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Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."
J-Time by Dr. Patrick Bateman December 11, 2008
Related Words
1. Time to go ham
2. Time to juul in the bathroom
Kid: Its j time
Other kid: Lemme hit just one I swear Lemme hit your juul just one hit
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Guy: Dissin my girl? It's j time.
J Time by LiberalDestroyer007 January 5, 2019

J.O.times Day 

feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick
"I took wifey to a resort for v-times day"wht are u going to do for J.O.times day? " something cheap but nice "movie, drinks, telly"
J.O.times Day by BigDre32 February 14, 2009

The Hard Times of R.J. Berger 

A pretty good show. It revolves around a quirky highschool kid named R.J. Berger. He loves a hot blonde(Jenny), but a jerkface jock named Max stands in his way. His fat friend who is obsessed with- oh, just go on wikipedia or something.
TV- THE HARD TIMES OF R.J. BERGER

ME- Yes! :D

(TV)

RJ- *Jerking off*

Me- Best show ever.
Mad lyrical emcee from Yorkshire England,
Gazza: jtimes cumin out tonight

Callum: Yes Hopefully He'll spit a mad lyrical rhyme!
Jtime by The legend of Yorkshire November 26, 2011
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“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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