Jüüber 

A DIY penis lengthening device created by attaching a rope tied to a doorknob or other object to your member. It can provide rapid results but is extremely dangerous. Works best when coupled with a rigorous jelqing and edging protocol.

My boy Merlin really loves his Jüüber, he’s been raving about his massive gains down there

Jüüber by Groveland January 18, 2024

Juberplex 

A juberplex is a building that is so impressive, it beats any other building you have ever seen.

"Look, there is the Eiffel Tower!"
"Now that's a juberplex."

Juberplex by Solt3ro October 13, 2008

Jubber Dubber Doodle 

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.

I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

Jubber Dubber Doodle by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011

Joubert 

A slang term for a promiscuous woman. Commonly used by drunk bikers; the term "Joubert" reached the height of it's popularity in 2010 via online escort services catered to low income clientele.

We should go hit the bars in Oshkosh tonight. I've got an extra $10 set aside in case I need to find a Joubert.

Joubert by Greg the Collins September 5, 2011

Joubert 

To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.

It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.

Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.

That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.

Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.

Joubert by Dudman October 21, 2011

juber 

in laymans terms, a sexy bitch
someone or something much sought after

that juber got me wantin more. damn she fine

juber by sydney ann November 15, 2003

juuler 

A person who partakes in the act of hitting a juul. A device created by PAX, which was originally designed to help adults quit their nasty smoking habits. But the device is mainly used by high schoolers in bathrooms in order to make it through the long and stressful day of being a teenager.

"Yeah, Jimothy is a juuler now bro"

juuler by William JakeSpear May 5, 2018