A DIY penis lengthening device created by attaching a rope tied to a doorknob or other object to your member. It can provide rapid results but is extremely dangerous. Works best when coupled with a rigorous jelqing and edging protocol.
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Get the Jüüber mug.by Solt3ro October 13, 2008
Get the Juberplex mug.A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.
I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.
I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.
I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.
by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011
Get the Jubber Dubber Doodle mug.A slang term for a promiscuous woman. Commonly used by drunk bikers; the term "Joubert" reached the height of it's popularity in 2010 via online escort services catered to low income clientele.
We should go hit the bars in Oshkosh tonight. I've got an extra $10 set aside in case I need to find a Joubert.
by Greg the Collins September 5, 2011
Get the Joubert mug.To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.
Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
by Dudman October 21, 2011
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by sydney ann November 15, 2003
Get the juber mug.A person who partakes in the act of hitting a juul. A device created by PAX, which was originally designed to help adults quit their nasty smoking habits. But the device is mainly used by high schoolers in bathrooms in order to make it through the long and stressful day of being a teenager.
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