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in laymans terms, a sexy bitch
someone or something much sought after
that juber got me wantin more. damn she fine
juber by sydney ann November 15, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
1) Used in lieu of a word you can't remember, but whose meaning can be understood in context. Typically replaces a noun, but can be a verb or adjective if necessary.

2) Appended to a sentence to signify uncertainty, often in a shaky or questioning tone.
It's pouting out here! I wish I'd thought to grab my juber when I left home this morning.

That sounds like a good plan...juber.
juber by dorthu June 11, 2008
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When a friend, relative or neighbor gives you ride to somewhere like the airport. For free.
Super, will you JUBER me to the airport later? My credit card on file with UBER is maxed out.
JUBER by Supergetty March 31, 2017
What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text
@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?

@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.

@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench

@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon

@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived
jUber by Mr. Mets April 11, 2021

Juberplex 

A juberplex is a building that is so impressive, it beats any other building you have ever seen.
"Look, there is the Eiffel Tower!"
"Now that's a juberplex."
Juberplex by Solt3ro October 13, 2008
Just a regular joint, or marijuana cigarette.
Yo, Paul, did you roll that jber, you mammyrammer?
jber by WKid May 21, 2006
(Ji-bur)Noun: A joint ,Aka bone, marijuana cigarette. Unrelated to "jibber".
" Hey Buddy , wanna roast a jiber? "
jiber by TheDrF January 19, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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