J'ed 

Being Jealous; a hater; envious

Keisha: Hey Aiesha, your hair looks too through. Why did you get your hair like that anyway?

Aiesha: Aww Keisha, don't be J'ed. You can have your hair look like this also if you took the time to go the the Shop to get it done.

J'ed by Dee July 23, 2004

j'ed on 

(jayed on)
also commonly spelled j'd on or jd on.

Verb.

The act of being literally or figuratively ejaculated on. Also the act of literally or figuratively ejaculating on someone else. From the phrase "Jerked on" or also commonly used "Jizzed on".

Adjective / Exclamation
When something is extremely cool.

Verb.

1. Dude I saw a cop pull over someone for going like 100 mph today. That guy got so j'd on.

2. Dude I just j'd on this exam it was ridiculous.

3. Yo did you see when I threw that open mayo packet at that guys face today? It looked like he got j'd on it was hilarious.

Adjective.

1. Dude you should have seen this tricked out car it was so j'd on.

2. me: Dude I just won 100 bucks at the casino!!!
dude: NO WAY! J'ED ON!

j'ed on by The kid with the blonde spot August 7, 2009

J’ed Up 

When CJ drinks 1 mixed drink and gets drunk then belligerently yells for the KU basketball team

CJ was thrown out of a ga for getting J’ed Up

J’ed Up by SKacsir March 18, 2018

ray j'ed 

Giving oral satisfaction to a lady numerous times.

Did you see Kim Kardashian get Ray J'ed on that tape?

ray j'ed by White Chocolate 69 February 9, 2009

J-Lo'ed 

When your bicyle's drivetrain is so hopelessly worn out that all components have to be replaced.

I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.

Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.

J-Lo'ed by The King76 September 30, 2011

Ed j'on 

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

Ed j'on by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

J Edward 

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !

Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !

J Edward by Your lovebug November 23, 2021