Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.
Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.
by Dan January 10, 2004
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1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!
Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.
"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.
by Empire of the Moon February 18, 2007
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a woman with a very sexy, juicy,bodonkadonk ass
by jon jones December 10, 2003
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Her Jlo is like "whoa!"
by Iron Pimp December 11, 2003
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A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them. "I'm still Jenny from the block" my ass!!!

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is that they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!
Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? No they don't; we rest our case.
by Marcel and Sarah March 2, 2004
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