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islamaware 

A state of informed awareness of the true nature of Islam - a religion not of peace, but control and subjugation of any who disagree with its views. "Islamaware" is the perfect response to accusations of islamophobia, a made-up term often used by those who a enjoy a very broad set of civil rights, all of which are denied under Islam.
Trevor accused Fred of being islamophobic when he protested against the implementation of sharia law in the West. Fred responded, "No - I'm islamaware, I know that Islam is sexist, patriarchal, and anti-civil rights. It is not a religion of peace and there is no freedom under Islam, just look anywhere it is practiced for evidence."

Islamorada 

Possibly one of the biggest tourist attractions in the united states. The locals waste their time there, getting trashed at local bars and getting divorced to their wives, to only end up dating the guys from across the bar. If your parents aren't charter boat capitans, they are most likely a real estate agent. Everyone is related in some strange way, and you know of legendary family names like Ross, Lindback, Eklund, De Paula and so on and so forth. we have one public school on the island that isnt even worth going to, and is a complete joke. There is no mall in sight. forget about it because the residents all end up wearing the same clothes that come from homestead which is the closest place to find decent clothing around. Maybe they should just lower the Drinking age to 13 1/2 because thats when the local children find things like beer and occasionally pot. Islamorada is basically the high school for adults, getting drunk and spreading rumors about the place
Kelly- "hey are you coming home to islamorada from boarding school?"

Ansley- "hell yeah! remember when we were in seventh grade and made jello shots when my parents got divorced and my mom started going out with tylers dad?"

Kelly-"yeah those were the days."
Islamorada by Ansleystoner January 30, 2007

islamabad 

Islamabad is the capital of Pakistan. Grabs taxes from all over Pakistan to pay for unused wide roads and other usless infrastructures while rest of the country rots. Seeing Pakistan ranking on Human Developement Index (Alongwith Sub Saharan countries)and seeing Islamabad will confuse most of the people.
Islamabad bloke: We are so cool, we have largest shopping center here.
Karachi dude: thats not even 1% of Tariq Road.
islamabad by Kasem Shah August 31, 2004

Islamabad 

Islamabad is the capital of Pakistan, and by far one of the most beautiful cities in the world. It's inhabitants are mostly rich snobby snootbags who speak nothing but english. they think they're above the rest of the country because a) their city is cleaner, b) weather is better. also because hotspot originates from islamabad.
hey dude, Islamabad is the BOMB man.
Islamabad by yetagain April 17, 2009

IslamaPod 

An Islamic compliant version of the iPod. Useful for listening to Koran audio books.
A Muslim memorizing his lines from the Koran using his IslamaPod app purchased Allah.
IslamaPod by CRTube2 January 2, 2010

islamabad 

It stands for Islam-is-bad. It is located in pakistan, the eipcenter of terrorism. America should nuke it, or maybe India should.
Islamabad doesnt suck as much as the rest of pakistan, but it sucks all the same.
islamabad by Gopherzzz September 9, 2006