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iron assault 

A game on Roblox where you form a dictatorship in shocking 360p. It's like risk but in Roblox.
Guy 1: Bruhhhh Poland is taking over my entire country

Guy 2: you playing Iron Assault?
iron assault by ElecWaffles January 6, 2021

Iron assault 2 

A roblox game made by minitoon,a game long awaited
I just got invaded again

U playing iron assault 2?
Iron assault 2 by Ramosway August 27, 2022

Iron Assault 

A horrible fucking game that's made by mini toon but everyone likes it for some reason.

For those who don't know this game, this game is a Roblox team-based, strategy game taking place in ww2 (Unless you changed it with map editor) where you can lead your nation. In a nutshell, it's hoi4 in Roblox but it's worse than rise of nations.

First of all, this ISN'T a real-time strategy. Real-time means no turns. There are phases in the game, one for building cities and getting units, the other is to move the units. And the final one is to attack enemy nations. But this is not "real-time", these are just turns. You are limited to certain actions for a limited time, depending on the turn. For example, if you forgot to purchase units, you had to wait a stupidity long time, while not being able to get the units you desire. It's the same if you forgot to attack during a turn, and you had to wait again.

Second of all, the phases are the worst fucking part of this game. If you did shit, and you are ready to beat a small nation, you had to wait until the "attack" phase. And during the attack phase, you can invade the small nation, assuming you declared war. But surprise surprise, it's fucking France. And they have still gotten Corsica. Even though you have a ship, you can't fucking move. You can only move if you invade enemy territory. Welcome to island hopping, wait a stupid amount of years just to finally make the country surrender.

I will stop here because ud limits me.

Sad.
Iron Assault sucks. I could make a 20-minute yt video just criticizing the game alone.
Iron Assault by HellInferno December 25, 2021
One who does not have an Ironass, nor is he an ass. He is a unique individual with the simple knowledge of coding, and who sucks on drums.
Me: I challenge you to a drum duel
Me: and I will win
Ironass: Then Ill pay a mexican to come up with a shank and stab you
Me: You would have to
Me: since its a fight to the death
Ironass: I dont care
Ironass: As long as some one gets stabbed
Ironass by mEkImIrMe January 28, 2005

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026