Ironass

One who does not have an Ironass, nor is he an ass. He is a unique individual with the simple knowledge of coding, and who sucks on drums.

Me: I challenge you to a drum duel
Me: and I will win
Ironass: Then Ill pay a mexican to come up with a shank and stab you
Me: You would have to
Me: since its a fight to the death
Ironass: I dont care
Ironass: As long as some one gets stabbed

by mEkImIrMe January 28, 2005

Iron Ass

A stern, unyielding, unwavering, taxing, unabating, arduous, demanding person.

Dick had an unearned reputation for being an Iron Ass, but he was actually a draft dodger, and stooge for the military industrial complex.

by mlhiss January 8, 2016

ironess

a woman that has significant body odor, i.e. smelling like iron

A: "went on a date with this tinder chick, turned out she was a total ironess"

B: "EUCH!"

by herschel goldbergstein August 9, 2020

Ironess

The name given by default to the god of ironing out those horrible looking wrinkles and creases in your clothing!

The ironess removed the clothing from the eternal pool of washing to straighten the clothes with her gracious iron

by Rokket October 3, 2009