When your balls are inside out
by Gog765 November 21, 2018
Get the Intesticle mug.A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
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Sexually expressing the word enthusiastic. Used by people who are thinking about other things while speaking enthusiastically.
by Jay Veeee May 10, 2009
Get the Entesticle mug.When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.
"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."
"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"
"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"
by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013
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hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job
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Get the intestines mug.A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"
I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
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