Intesticle 

When your balls are inside out

I cant nut why because i have intesticles

Intesticle by Gog765 November 21, 2018

intesticle distress 

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.

There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.

intesticle distress by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Entesticle 

Sexually expressing the word enthusiastic. Used by people who are thinking about other things while speaking enthusiastically.

Lauren "Joe i was being entesticle ; )"
Lauren "Joe i want your entesticles"

Entesticle by Jay Veeee May 10, 2009

Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Intestine Job 

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels

hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job

Intestine Job by efvbsfdrvsfdebgerdscadsbfvdasv December 1, 2010

intestines 

The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.

"...or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines..."

intestines by Dr jebus PhD April 30, 2009

Drop an intestine 

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.

Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".

Drop an intestine by nycesq August 14, 2009