identesticle 

Two or more testicles that are identical

John's and Pete's nuts are identesticle, I couldn't tell the difference!

identesticle by Space Quoutation Colon February 3, 2024

Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Intesticles 

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

Intesticles by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

Intesticle 

When your balls are inside out

I cant nut why because i have intesticles

Intesticle by Gog765 November 21, 2018

Dentesticle

When a dentist puts his balls in your mouth instead of the toothbrush.

I had a dentesticle today

Dentesticle by Taml1n November 15, 2017

intesticle distress 

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.

There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.

intesticle distress by QuacksO April 23, 2018