intercunt

When someone is always a cunt on the internet.

Paul is always pissing people off on the internet. He's such an intercunt

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Intercunt

Direct synonym of taint.

- the diviine area between one's asshole, and ones southern genitalia.

- descent: inter, the german word discribing inbetween, cunt, universal undefinable constant. Alternatively genitalia, e.x. My neighbor Kevin.

"Odds you lick michaels intercunt?"
"Dammit, i had one too many spicy wings, its all over my intercunt!!! The shit is EVERYWHERE"

by The poetic dorito March 17, 2017

to intercept a diarrhea

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

interbuttz

The global communication network that allows almost all compooterbuttz worldwide to connect and exchange information.

I hate a slow interbuttz!

by mirfatna October 27, 2009

interbutts

n., a series of tubes

I'm looking at UD on the interbutts!

by J-Neeners February 1, 2009

Intercepting

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

by pujneet November 2, 2010

intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.

I like the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.

by Anonymous_19 May 12, 2022