21 definitions by Dirty Chaos

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
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When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.
Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
by Dirty Chaos March 20, 2018
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The sound made when a gay man farts semen.
Man 1: what are you going to do with all that jizz in you?
Man 2: prrrrrrrrrrttttt. Whoops I just quiethed (insane amount of jizz and shit)
Man 1: wow you really quiethed all over the place
Man 2: quiething is what I'm known for
by Dirty Chaos May 18, 2017
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Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck
Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017
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When a thot is also an overweight person.
Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah
by Dirty Chaos March 23, 2017
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