interguntion 

When a female's concerned friends warn her of the growing risks of eating too much - namely that all of her fat is going to collect in her pussy and gut, making them bulge out farther than her boobs. By the sheer number of gunts in the world, either the interguntion was not performed fast enough, and the gunt continued to expand to its owner's horror - or the interguntion was not listened to, and the owner continued to eat oblivious to the fact that she could no longer her feet over her pussy

Rhonda's friends tried to perform an interguntion when they saw her gut balooning with every burrito. However, Rhonda did not listen to her wise friends, and her gut and cunt merged, forming the dreaded gunt that now bulges out of her pants.

interguntion by waterly July 27, 2006

Interguntion 

This is when one confronts a youngish girl who has potential to be pretty but is beginning to show the signs of gunt growth to try and set her back on the right path.

When heather started wearing belly shirts at age 14, her older sister saw that little bit of flab growing and knew it was time for an interguntion.

Interguntion by Matt January 19, 2004

Military intervention 

an act of an absolute destruction of a land owned by a residing state

Becky: Hey, Ryan, should we tolerate military interventions of the USA?
Ryan: But Becky, there were no military interventions committed by the USA.

Military intervention by USA knowledgeman February 9, 2023

5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching

Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention

5 Finger Intervention by MiniStig1 July 9, 2010

divine intervention 

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets

divine intervention by jules October 12, 2003

intervention

when a group of friends get together to help out another friend who has a problem, like drugs, manic depression, beating his wife, etc. usually involves an informal get-together during which the friends all sit down and talk with the person having problems.

im calling a cookout next saturday for jim, its gonna be his intervention: he's gotta stop doing meth and hurting his children.

i will never forget how my friends held an intervention for me and got me off crack. i owe my life to them

intervention by dont be scared to hold an intervention June 11, 2006

Divine Jewish Intervention  

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....

"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"

Divine Jewish Intervention by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009