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intercontinental ballistic missile gambit 

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.
I like the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!
The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.

Intercontinental necrobeastiality

It's practicioners fly to foreign countries and fuck dead animals that are indigenous to that region.
For instance go to Australia to fuck a dead kangaroo. Or to Africa to fuck a dead ostrich.

Intercontinental threesome 

The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home
I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome

Intercontinental Championship 

Pulling from it's wrestling origins, this title can be earned by sleeping with 5 different women or men in one week.
Tim: "Alyssa, Robin, Sarah, Nicole, and Brie makes 5. And it's only Tuesday!"
Announcer: "And your winner, and new holder of the intercontinental championship, Tim!"

Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta

The Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta (ICBP) represents a class of long-range, strategic projectile devices engineered for delivering high-impact payloads over intercontinental distances. Unlike its counterparts, which predominantly rely on advanced composites and metals, the ICBP is uniquely characterized by its utilization of reinforced plyta—Lithuanian for "brick"—as a primary construction material. This innovation not only signifies a breakthrough in materials science but also introduces a novel approach to aerospace design and payload delivery systems.
In a groundbreaking demonstration of international cooperation and technological advancement, the newly developed Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta (ICBP) was successfully launched, showcasing its potential to redefine global strategic defense systems.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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