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Intensitive

"I cant believe you moved my coffee, I bought that coffee and you've taken it away from my life, why are you committed to destroying my life and putting me on the streets because you moved my coffee"

"You're being so intensitive, you asshole"
by Leafgirl72 September 15, 2020
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insensitive

expressing your opinions on a subject to another person without taking their feelings and circumstances into account.
if your being insensitive then you seem to put your opinion across without thinking about the other persons feelings on the matter.
by numptie August 4, 2006
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"x" intensifies

Used to describe the "growing happiness/greed" of X entity.
Example:
"When my jewish friend smells a stash of coins" -> "***Nose intensifies***"
Fedora guy: "***Tipping intensifies***"

//According to Google Trends, it was first searched for "intesifies meme" in November 2012
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Inventitive

An alternative pronunciation and spelling of the word inventive. Coined by Link.
See "Epic Rap Battle" by Rhett and Link
I pack a snorkel' 'cause I'm clever and so inventitive.

It's inventive. Inventitive isn't a word.

Yeah, I just inventi-ted it. You just got served!
by Dr. Pepper Cherry September 13, 2010
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For all intensive purposes

Nonsense, it means nothing. Its what people say when they really mean to say "for all intents and purposes".
1. For all intents and purposes = Correct

2. To all intents and purposes = Correct

3. For all intensive purposes = WRONG! You should have paid attention in English class!
by Malicious Matt September 5, 2005
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insensitive clod

Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org
Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!
by Verlorenes Metallgeld August 11, 2008
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intensetine

when your intestines feel intense, can be brought on by anxiety and can lead to sharting.
went for a job interview today, but got intensetines in the reception and sharted
by TwinJets January 8, 2013
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