intensetine 

when your intestines feel intense, can be brought on by anxiety and can lead to sharting.

went for a job interview today, but got intensetines in the reception and sharted

intensetine by TwinJets January 8, 2013

Intestine Job 

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels

hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job

Intestine Job by efvbsfdrvsfdebgerdscadsbfvdasv December 1, 2010

intestines 

The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.

"...or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines..."

intestines by Dr jebus PhD April 30, 2009

intensetent 

A really intense tent set up.

When one is camping or setting up a tent in a park or backyard and the erected tent looks really cool.

Wow, man thats intensetent.

intensetent by stiastyles June 20, 2007

interseting 

a sex position involving hand soap and a male dolphin. Often used by females taller than 5'7

"i hope you just mispelled "interesting" cause interseting is some fucked up shit

interseting by jonny threebler May 12, 2011

Drop an intestine 

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.

Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".

Drop an intestine by nycesq August 14, 2009

Intestine 

1. The organ that creates the shit that come out of your ass.

2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.

1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.

2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.

Intestine by hahauwish March 2, 2010