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intelecist 

One who is opressive to another because of the way in which they display their intelect or, the lack of the above.
Our English teacher is an intelecist because she only faces the side of the room with all of the "smart" kids while givng notes and obviously favors them.
intelecist by Jack Bauer > You February 7, 2007

intelegence

How retards spell 'intelligence'.

See also: intellegence.
muh intelegence IQ is 35!!!111!!!!111111~
intelegence by CaptainObvious032 August 15, 2010

Intellitard 

An 'Intellitard' is one who has a stunning intelligence level, but a lack of judgment to use it. This person usually has waves of high intelligence, followed by lows of supposed retardation, in a sense that is totally unexpected to concerned parties.
My genius son occasionally lacks common sense. He is an intellitard!

intelectual porn 

A movie or and/or any literature with highly original and complex theorys or concepts of fiction or otherwise that handle, but are not limited to, paradox's or alternate realities, that cause you to contemplate the presented material for at least a half hour after viewing, thus causing you to intelectually masterbate.
yeah.. it was SUCH an intelectual porn
intelectual porn by Beeaanzzz August 8, 2010

intelegence

If you spell it this way, you clearly don't have it
Tommy tried to show off his "intelegence" but he really just came off like a moron for not knowing how to spell
intelegence by Escobar Crews December 8, 2020

intelegant 

Not intelligent. Check out hot or not for people who think they are intelegant :)
I am intelegant and sexy.
intelegant by BeeBee August 17, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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