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intelecist 

Some word my noob friend John won't tell me the real meaning of.
John just told me I'm not an intelecist, but our engrish teacher is.

Intellistocracy 

Rule by the intelligent. Far superior to any other form of government because disputes can be debated on until a true compromise is reached.
Unfortunately, there are not enough intelligent people in any one country to stage a coup and form an intellistocratic government.

intellicist 

When whiny little bitches who are so lost in Political correctness can not have an intellectual conversation without feeling butthurt
Me: "If the N-Word is negative, by logic, non should use it, but if its positive all should be able to use it"

Idiot: "No you can't you are not the same color skin"

Me: "So based on your argument I need to be black in order to have a pass to use the word Nigga in a positive way? isn't that racist"

Idiot: Na cause thats racist

Me: "What are you! an intellicist"
intellicist by Eddie Broadway July 12, 2015
The opposite of alternative facts
In an age of alternative facts, what that brother said was intelegit.
Intelegit by Mntl_blocks May 6, 2018

Zorgian Intelect 

1.The intelectial level achieved that is far past genious and borders on the ridiculus.
2. A cognitive capacity that is colossal and inhuman. Based loosely on the "Zorg" a battle mech seen both in the Power Ranger series and in many popular Anime series
He is of Zorgian Intelect! of course he will blow the curve!
Zorgian Intelect by DTNT June 8, 2010

intelecrat 

is the new trend in America
intelecrat by cornell u. kay August 23, 2003
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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