Intelectual 

Verb:
Not Emily. Applies to people, except Emily.

I am intelectual, Emily is not.

Intelectual by John Riddick October 20, 2004

intelectual porn 

A movie or and/or any literature with highly original and complex theorys or concepts of fiction or otherwise that handle, but are not limited to, paradox's or alternate realities, that cause you to contemplate the presented material for at least a half hour after viewing, thus causing you to intelectually masterbate.

yeah.. it was SUCH an intelectual porn

intelectual porn by Beeaanzzz August 8, 2010

Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

Intelectual junk by nooglesgram February 6, 2007

Intelectual Badass

This word Is what Bill Gates tells people who call him a nerd, and to everyone else w ho calls other people nerds.

Dude 1: "Ha you are a nerd!"

Dude 2:' Nerd?! I prefer the term intelectual badass!"

Intelectual Badass by Yodels January 27, 2012

INTERNECTUAL 

INTERNECTUAL is the description of one who operates and enhances his and her intellect on the internet.

M A Y B E he or she is an INTERNECTUAL who keeps his/her mind moving faster and faster ALL OVER the UNIVERSE.

INTERNECTUAL by FABARM October 26, 2018

pseudo-intellectual 

a person who spends more time trying to look intelligent than actually being intelligent.

pseudo-intellectual: hey, check out this self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.
you: you mean that SCUBA gear?
psuedo-intellectual: yeah, that.

pseudo-intellectual by Rora47 July 26, 2012

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk 

A gathering of people pretending that they are intelligent and congratulating each other for it.

Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk by PseudoIntellect July 2, 2012