Intellitard 

An 'Intellitard' is one who has a stunning intelligence level, but a lack of judgment to use it. This person usually has waves of high intelligence, followed by lows of supposed retardation, in a sense that is totally unexpected to concerned parties.

My genius son occasionally lacks common sense. He is an intellitard!

Intellitard by Cesti the besti May 16, 2013

Intellitard 

A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change, multitasking).

For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...

Intellitard by magicmonkeymeat August 1, 2008

intellitard 

a person who graduates from or is participating in intellitec college.

Person 1: so how is college going?
Person 2: it's okay, but im surrounded by intellitards.
Person 1: Well what did you expect you would get from going to intellitec?

intellitard by roflmaopims October 17, 2009

Intellitank 

1) A tank that is smart, as opposed to the normal run of the mill tanks that have no sentience.

B) Also Intellitank is normal slang for someone who is blocked on AOL instant messenger service. An ass, if you will.

1) God! That tank is so smart! That is one Intellitank.

2) I blocked Intellitank on AIM today.

Intellitank by Carnage September 1, 2003

Intellitank 

One fly ass mother fuck who bangs all the ladies.

Damn, Intellitank's one fly ass mother fucker who bangs all the ladies!!!

Intellitank by Not intellitank September 1, 2003

Intellitardation 

A medical condition, or syndrome comprised of the triad of extremely high IQ, inversely proportional level of common sense, and social/emotional developmental delay.

Most commonly seen in University inbreds (those who attend a University for college, graduate school, and eventually join the faculty, becoming tenured, staying at the University until found dead sitting behind their office desks, or until an untimely demise in a horrific research laboratory accident.) University inbreeding can continue through multiple generations of Intellitards, ultimately producing the Dr. Intellitard Children's Research Hospital of (insert University here).

Dr. Harvard lives in his mother's basement, enjoys gaming, and not dating. He suffers from Intellitardation.

Intellitardation by MonG71 August 6, 2010