Intellitank 

1) A tank that is smart, as opposed to the normal run of the mill tanks that have no sentience.

B) Also Intellitank is normal slang for someone who is blocked on AOL instant messenger service. An ass, if you will.

1) God! That tank is so smart! That is one Intellitank.

2) I blocked Intellitank on AIM today.

Intellitank by Carnage September 1, 2003

Intellitank 

One fly ass mother fuck who bangs all the ladies.

Damn, Intellitank's one fly ass mother fucker who bangs all the ladies!!!

Intellitank by Not intellitank September 1, 2003

Intellitard 

An 'Intellitard' is one who has a stunning intelligence level, but a lack of judgment to use it. This person usually has waves of high intelligence, followed by lows of supposed retardation, in a sense that is totally unexpected to concerned parties.

My genius son occasionally lacks common sense. He is an intellitard!

Intellitard by Cesti the besti May 16, 2013

intellimancy 

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.

For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.

intellimancy by Figleaf23 August 14, 2011

Intellijunk 

Information that is completely useless.

All that dude knows is intellijunk. Who cares how many teeth sharks have?

Intellijunk by SML022 January 24, 2010

Intellitard 

A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change, multitasking).

For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...

Intellitard by magicmonkeymeat August 1, 2008

intellitard 

a person who graduates from or is participating in intellitec college.

Person 1: so how is college going?
Person 2: it's okay, but im surrounded by intellitards.
Person 1: Well what did you expect you would get from going to intellitec?

intellitard by roflmaopims October 17, 2009