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Don't instupt me.
Instupt by AdimeowX3 May 20, 2026
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instupituous

this neologism stems from the seminal hip-hop release deltron 3030 by the group of the same name (dan the automator, del tha funkee homosapien, kid koala), specifically track 3, "the fantabulous rap extravaganza."

usage: instupituous refers to something that is beyond dope, possibly interspatial, maybe boasting jet propulsion or at least better rhymes than any you've ever heard, including the time your cousin d-pennyweight busted freestyles for an hour and a half while you and your girl jammed to it by a bonfire on the beach out of the back of a 1967 chevy nova.
be there for the rap battle
it's going to be interspectacular!
fantabulous!
it'll blow your socks off
it's one of those things where machine vs. man
man vs. woman
woman vs. your mother
be there intergalactic rap battle,
it's instupituous!
instupituous by tht! tne January 5, 2005

Instupituous

An adjective used to describe a noun or event of such spectacular nature that thinking about it makes you stupid.

Also used to describe an action or behavior involving such a high degree of skill that it is incomprehencible to the lay person.
While attempting to wade through a sea of wack MC's Deltron 3030 was able to construct rhymes so instupituous that none could match it.
Instupituous by Anonomous 3463 October 30, 2011

Insteption

When a step brother fucks his step sister
When my step sister gets stuck in the washing machine I know it's time for insteption
Insteption by JesAllen143 July 31, 2023

Ultra-instult 

A combination of ultra-instinct and insult, much like Ultra instinct allows a seemingly clairvoyant intuition to move any part of the body to properly counter and attack an opponent and interact with the environment without thought, Ultra-instult allows one to say anything without investigation of issue at hand and without malice as well as with the right timing and right focus of topic in order to shut down an argument or flat-out insult somebody to the point that verbal exchange will cease before it can begin and force a people to look at themselves and reevaluate who they are in order to change for the better.

It can also be used when engaging in a debate in order to automatically win without engaging in any long and drawn-out points, explanations, validations, and will immediately disable any personal agenda in order to prevent bias in arguments.
Veggie: I'll show that Goku! He thinks he can outshine me at the gym! This guy just joined yesterday and everyone is already on his dick! I'm gonna tell that asshole off! Hey, you!

Goku: Oh, hey! What's up, buddy?! Oh! Wow! That is so cool! I love your shirt! It's bright orange! Just like how I like it! It really shows off your rippling pecs, too! You gotta give me tips!

Veggie: Well...thanks. I guess. But I'm here to...

Goku: Hold on a sec! I need to squat this! Man, 1000 lbs. is great but I need to max higher than that. Maybe, you can help me reach my next PR. You look like you might have tips. I'm sure you got killer legs hiding underneath like that killer chest. Oh! Sorry, dude! That was rude. What did you want to talk about?

Veggie: Oh. Uh. You dropped your keys.

Goku: Oh, man! Thanks, buddy! You're so kind!

Veggie: Yeah. I'm gonna...go workout over there now.

Goku: Hope to see you soon! Everyone, that guy is a class act all the way! I respect him!

Olaf: Why did Veggie shut down like that? He looked like he was gonna go on a warpath to him.

Sven: Because Veggie always skips leg day. That's why he always wears pants. Goku struck a nerve. Also, Goku, simultaneously and unintentionally, poured on Veggie's guilt by killing him with kindness while he was weakened by and preoccupied with his leg day insecurity. It was the perfect combination and Goku is oblivious to the fact that he, easily, quelled Veggie's raging spirit. He must have used ultra-instult.
Ultra-instult by The Anticlown February 6, 2018

instupituous

A word used to discribe someone or something so fantastically awsome that a 1000 page essay couldn't even begin to discribe their greatness.
"Sarah is so awsome, she's...instupituous."
"Whats that mean?"
"Who am I, your personal dictionary? Go look it up."
"You just made that word up didn't you?"
"MADE IT UP LIKE YOUR FACE LAWL!!!"
instupituous by Geggr April 19, 2006

Insteption

When someone uploads an Instagram picture, depicting someone else taking a photo on Instagram
Hey Tom, cool Insteption brah
Insteption by pJackso July 26, 2012
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