Instibating
Jason is a fuckin freak. Walks around talking about watching star wars porn and light sabers and was even instibating
Instibating by Altuck September 12, 2010
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Instabaiting
The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.
Instabaiting by Instabaitor October 29, 2017
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Instigating enabler(s)
When a person not only pushes one to do something, but supports it in every way. Even if it means helping them get the drugs. A reverse "friend".
Tony: Hey man, you should do some drugs.
Donny: No man.
Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.
Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.
Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.
Donny: No.
Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?
Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.
Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?
Donny: Yeah.
Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.
Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!
Donny: Okay.
... Instigating enabler(s)
Donny: No man.
Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.
Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.
Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.
Donny: No.
Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?
Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.
Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?
Donny: Yeah.
Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.
Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!
Donny: Okay.
... Instigating enabler(s)
Instigating enabler(s) by Friends of Ridicule August 11, 2011
Inspirating
Inspirating by Hurricane Hansen January 27, 2020
Instigating
Instigating by shakifjd September 15, 2020
insticiting
a combination of instigating and inciting, particularly in a fight or argument.
of course, the two are pretty much the same thing, but if you're insticiting, not only do you get the fighters revved up, but you also continue to egg them on as they feud. if you're trying to get people in trouble, or want someone to hurt someone for you, insticiting is for you!
of course, the two are pretty much the same thing, but if you're insticiting, not only do you get the fighters revved up, but you also continue to egg them on as they feud. if you're trying to get people in trouble, or want someone to hurt someone for you, insticiting is for you!
Laura and Shawna, too scared to handle their own problems, insticited a fight between two girls, although the two girls seemed to be friends. insticiting caused the battle to commence.
insticiting by h4_c3_h5_p3 May 3, 2010
Instabating
When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.
My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.
Instabating by basilbrush October 19, 2017
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