Instabaiting

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.

Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.

Instabaiting by Instabaitor October 29, 2017

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Instibating

The act of trying to get someone else to masturbate

Jason is a fuckin freak. Walks around talking about watching star wars porn and light sabers and was even instibating

Instibating by Altuck September 12, 2010

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Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

Instabating by basilbrush October 19, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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