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Instigating enabler(s)

When a person not only pushes one to do something, but supports it in every way. Even if it means helping them get the drugs. A reverse "friend".
Tony: Hey man, you should do some drugs.

Donny: No man.

Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.

Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.

Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.

Donny: No.

Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?

Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.

Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?

Donny: Yeah.

Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.

Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!

Donny: Okay.

... Instigating enabler(s)

Instigating fuckery 

When someone or something instigates foul nonsense bullshit to the point of receiving backlash and payback but nobody really wins.
Jeff stop fucking with Tara, Tara stop engaging with Jeff or he’ll never stop.

Jason “I’ve had it with this instigating fuckery.”
Instigating fuckery by TaraRae82 January 2, 2023

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds
With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

instigationmachine 

1. a cool dude
2. me
hi i'm instigationmachine

Instibating 

The act of trying to get someone else to masturbate
Jason is a fuckin freak. Walks around talking about watching star wars porn and light sabers and was even instibating
Instibating by Altuck September 12, 2010

Insighting 

the process of bringing comprehension and understanding to others; enlightening others through simple presence or communication of ideas; imparting wisdom
v. He caused the crowd to disperse by insighting a riot.

adj. He was so insighting that, suddenly, we all understood everything.
Insighting by Ironheart January 23, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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