Instantware

Software or service that was vibe-coded in less than a day but looks impressively polished and trustworthy — the coding equivalent of instant fame.

Example: "Check out this dashboard I made — total instantware, took me one coffee break but it looks like a real product."

by yardensachs February 26, 2026

instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

instantiate

A word a pompous blow-hard uses repeatedly to undermind
his employees and validate his self worth. Also known to
be used by those with Erectile Dysfunction and those
hiding a small penis.

We need to instantiate the D.A.L.C. for our scenario of the C.R.M.

by Accredited Computer Institute May 22, 2006

Instantaneous

Refers to being insane and spontaneous

My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous

by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018

installware

software that installs other products that the user would not expect to be installed as a default option. This includes any 3rd pary addons or 1st party products that are unrelated to the current install.

Examples of installware practices:
Programs installing browser bars
iTunes installing Safari as an "update"

by alt+F4 March 22, 2008

instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.

K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”

by k & e July 7, 2022