Instantaneous
Refers to being insane and spontaneous
Instantaneous by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018
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instantaneous
K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”
instantaneous by k & e July 7, 2022
instantaneous orgasm
John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?
Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.
John: Your daughter?
Bob: Her and my wife.
Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.
John: Your daughter?
Bob: Her and my wife.
instantaneous orgasm by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009
instantaneous hornification
instantaneous hornification by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014
Instantaneous Verticality
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instantanus
instantanus by Seabag November 6, 2014
instinaneous combustion
instinaneous combustion by -xoxo Deeeena love December 13, 2009
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