Instantaneous

Refers to being insane and spontaneous

My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous

by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018

instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.

K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”

by k & e July 7, 2022

Instantaneous Verticality

When a function is continuous but has an undefined derivative.

That right there is instantaneous Verticality!

by Marett's Definitions Writer October 28, 2025