instantiate 

A word a pompous blow-hard uses repeatedly to undermind
his employees and validate his self worth. Also known to
be used by those with Erectile Dysfunction and those
hiding a small penis.

We need to instantiate the D.A.L.C. for our scenario of the C.R.M.

instantiate by Accredited Computer Institute May 22, 2006

Perverse instantiation 

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.

Perverse instantiation by Davidsea December 4, 2016

instantaneous orgasm 

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

instantaneous orgasm by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

Perverse Instantiation 

The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.

Define perverse instantiation

Perverse Instantiation by Paragon98X January 1, 2022

instantaneous hornification 

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

instantaneous hornification by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Instantaneous 

Refers to being insane and spontaneous

My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous

Instantaneous by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018

instaniation 

An issane method of intsalling an hp print driver on Apple's Snow Leopard O/S

The HP installer is using instaniation to install the correct driver for your HP C7280

instaniation by dantecorvinus October 28, 2009