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Instanaps 

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere
Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps

Instafap 

A woman/man/shemale who in one glance makes you want to blow a load ASAP.
Rick: Dude, bombshell at 12 o'clock!
Ray: Christ! What an instafap!
Instafap by Supermundanae May 23, 2016
It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️
Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

instarape 

liking all/many of someone's Instagram posts at once and following them thereafter or vice versa
We started talking on Instagram after she instaraped me.
instarape by Marshah😁 April 14, 2022

instagasm 

Having an orgasm at the mere mention or thought of something.
I had an instagasm when I saw your hot mom naked.
instagasm by Mark McKinny February 3, 2004

instagasm 

An instant orgasm by seeing something or even by the mere thought of something.
Meekey: Dude, did you see that girl wearing a beanie?
Atom: Yeah man. It was like an instagasm.
instagasm by hypocrisy October 23, 2011