Instanag

noun. A text or instant message sent to a significant other to remind them that they are incapable of unprompted decision-making.

If you want to avoid a potentially volitile phone conversation, send an instanag instead. They will appreciate your thoughtful reminder.

Instanag by PrettySure August 5, 2019

InstaFAG 

Instagram + Faggot.
Used to call Instagram users.

Dude, you're an InstaFAG!

InstaFAG by cegeb April 12, 2013

Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

Instarags by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

INSTARAGE 

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

INSTARAGE by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

Instanaps 

Basically when you fall asleep instantly out of knowhere

Victoria has instanaps

Instanaps by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019

Instanaps 

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere

Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps

Instanaps by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019

instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.

Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic

instamagic by mattsells3 March 9, 2017