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Instanag

noun. A text or instant message sent to a significant other to remind them that they are incapable of unprompted decision-making.
If you want to avoid a potentially volitile phone conversation, send an instanag instead. They will appreciate your thoughtful reminder.
by PrettySure August 5, 2019
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InstaFAG

Instagram + Faggot.
Used to call Instagram users.
Dude, you're an InstaFAG!
by cegeb April 12, 2013
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Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️
Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.
by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021
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INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.
Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.
by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012
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Instanaps

Basically when you fall asleep instantly out of knowhere
Victoria has instanaps
by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019
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Instanaps

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere
Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps
by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019
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instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.
Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic
by mattsells3 March 9, 2017
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