Inspecting

A built-in tool that i fiddle with in my browser for fun! :D

I was inspecting the webpage and the entire page turned black and green

Inspecting by piddlefarter September 19, 2026

Inspecting the bunker 

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.

Inspecting the bunker by peter_pontus! June 11, 2020

Inspecting the rabbi’s work 

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

Inspecting the rabbi’s work by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

Inspecting the bunker 

A bald faced lie, issued from someone in a position of power. Used to cover a potential embarrassing situation when they just don't want to admit it, but it's not fooling anyone. Could be as small as an unclaimed fart, or the president of a country fleeing in fear. It is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NO ONE BELIEVES THE LIAR, but the ones lied to are not in a position to call the liar on it.

"I wasn't hiding from the protesters, I was just inspecting the bunker." also "The kids flat out caught me eating their Halloween candy but I totally inspected the bunker and told them it was some I had bought." and "My intern got on the elevator and smelled my fart, I just inspected the bunker and told her it was there when I got on too".

Inspecting the bunker by Some call me Timmy June 9, 2020

Hedge Inspecting 

An individual with an apparant interest in nature who is often found to be lurking in hedges and making strange noises, often early in the morning and always proceeding a heavy nights drinking.

Where's Charlie? Oh he's just hedge inspecting.

Hedge Inspecting by Bates1980 September 19, 2018

Penis Inspection 

Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.

"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"

Penis Inspection by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013

Insexting 

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.

Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!

Insexting by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010