Inquit

1. Quitting in the middle of something before the job is completed.
2. Failing horribly at something in life.

Ex. He was an inquit in bed.

Ex. You are an inquit for dropping cross country after the first meet.

Ex. She was an inquit for never arriving at the altar.

Ex. The kids were inquits with their relationships.

Ex. The student is an inquit by failing their last exam.

by Sexi Lexi 9704 July 29, 2012

The Spanish Inquisition

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010

The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013

Intuition

The ability to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning. Or a thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.

Use your intuition wisely

by Anon127M March 22, 2020

the dutch inquiry

A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!

He is so stupid. I did the Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his face right by my ass looking for the hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.

by Stagmen April 23, 2017

inquigulate

To mix a substance together or combined and assimilate concepts.

1) The recipe said to inquigulate the milk and eggs in a mixing bowl. 2) After moving to a whole new school the boy finally inquigulated with the environment and made some new friends. 3) The chemicals inquigulate to form a solution.

by Djfirhkfhvdjc July 17, 2014

Iniquity

Wickedness, injustice, spite, lack of moral or spiritual values.

And the basin was filled every night she dined.
In the den of iniquity.
And my sorrow filled reverie.
as used in the song Elizabeth by Aiden

by Trebor R. August 6, 2009