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An older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know shit. All mouth. Example: Fat IT guy at work who fucks up your 'puter so you cant get on YouTube.
{whistle} yo, wisely, you fucked up the innernet. I ought to chiff yo tin ass.
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A combo of ICE And FIRE.

He might look a flirto but when you meet him personally he is an honest man. He always comes up with some goals, plans and ideas.

He never gives up easily on anything and anyone or even if he does it's for some good cause.

The smart one who pretends to don't know any shit but actually the bossy one .

The SARCASTIC one .

Lastly, he is wise as his name.

NOT A DESPO BUT A FLIRTO. .
Be wise as wisely.
Wisely by Queenmaryam July 15, 2018
A fat ugly person who is in loved with a girl called Elsa
Wisely is jealous to Edbert
Wisely by Nobody Anonymous %$^ August 28, 2019

Used His Resources Wisely 

Guy 1: How did Jon score so high on that math test? I know he didn’t study.
Guy 2: He “used his resources wisely.” He sat next to Kyle.
When you see a Winely your day will get better. When she smiles the wjope world lights up.Winely is the definition of beauty. Consider your self lucky if you met a Winely cause she is one of a kind.
Chris: Did you see Winely to day!
Ivan: yah, see looks good.
winely by countchris55 February 28, 2018
Wisey is the shortened/ nickname for wiseborn, wisdom and many other names. The nickname wisey is reserved for people who have a calm demeanour as the name suggest. They are usually the ones that people rely on in tough situations to come up with a plan. Although they can be seen as dry and monotone people, their name acts as a window to another side which they rarely show. This side of theirs is their kind and adorable side. Overall they are just good people and should be cherished as you don't see somebody as perfect and loveable as them every day.
"Hey Wisey get over here"
"Let me introduce you to my guy Wisey"
"I would totally choose wisey"
"Most people can just be assholes but Wisey is the exception"
Wisey by A rural place July 20, 2021
(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.
I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.
Wifely by Stellar One May 7, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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