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An older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know shit. All mouth. Example: Fat IT guy at work who fucks up your 'puter so you cant get on YouTube.
{whistle} yo, wisely, you fucked up the innernet. I ought to chiff yo tin ass.
by Manfred "/Bloomfield" Gabriel September 06, 2006
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A combo of ICE And FIRE.

He might look a flirto but when you meet him personally he is an honest man. He always comes up with some goals, plans and ideas.

He never gives up easily on anything and anyone or even if he does it's for some good cause.

The smart one who pretends to don't know any shit but actually the bossy one .


Lastly, he is wise as his name.

Be wise as wisely.
by Queenmaryam July 15, 2018
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A fat ugly person who is in loved with a girl called Elsa
Wisely is jealous to Edbert
by Nobody Anonymous %$^ August 28, 2019
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