infiniwipe

when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete

I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack

by natlab March 11, 2009

infiniwipe

The seemingly perpetual act of cleaning the anus, with toilet paper or by hand for example, due to the sheer volume of fecal matter.

I apologize for being tardy for my job interview: I had an infiniwipe.

by DrZaius! September 8, 2010

infiniwin

Infiniwin is when something is so win, so epic that it'll be win in infinity.

- Damn, the pyramids are freaking epic win.
- Dude, they're infiniwin!

by niclas.bergstrom August 5, 2009

Infinirape

Being raped in all orifices, in all dimensions in existence, during all conceivable moments of time in each of those existences.

I'm pretty sure if you covet thy neighbors wife you get infiniraped in by God.

by Lew Cid May 18, 2011

Infinitive

Basic form of verb: a form of a verb with no reference to a specific tense, person, or subject.

In English, an infinitive is usually preceded by the word "to," e.g., "to see."

by Jafje September 9, 2007

split infinitive

A split infinitive is an infitive with another word, usually an adverb, inserted. Thus 'to boldy go' is a split infinitive from the verb 'to go'.

There is a myth circulating among uninformed English teachers that the split infinitive is somehow incorrect, yet if you ask them they cannot come up with a reason besides "it's wrong". The truth of the matter is that infinitives have been split for nearly seven hundred years, and condemnation of this construction arose in the 1800s by applying Latin to English grammar -- a practice which in the age of modern linguistics is laughable. Language does not conform to arbitrary rules, much less rules from another language.

The next time your English teacher tells you the split infinitive is wrong, ask them why. I promise you will find the non-response hilarious.

by Aristophanes September 19, 2005

infinitied

adj. (in-FIN-i-tahyd)
1. A win situation.
2. A result where everyone is tied for first place, thus everybody wins.

To our surprise, we were infinitied since the chips could be evenly divided amongst us.

by BaTycoon February 15, 2010